whyarentibritish:

thisonenerdychick:

laughlikealoononloontablets:

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So basically muggle sugar quills??

oh my god youre right

yogaandspoons:

sektumsempra:

musicalofethics:

me dad’s a muggle

                                                                 mam’s a witch

bitofanastyshockforhimwhenhefoundout

I LOVE HOW THIS MANY PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS REFERRING TO AND WHO SAID IT AND THE ACCENT AND WHAT YEAR IT WAS IN WE ARE ALL CRAZY

skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

runzi333:

kkobun:

karpetsharks-art:

sometimes if i’m having trouble drawing certain head/body shapes of animals i practice by drawing over photos of them…..

i never share them though because i think it’s kind of silly….

I should so try that

Wow thats a really cool trick!

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

"Needs more Dragons"
- Me about everything (via frecklebott)

blinkyxx:

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

Well shit.

zero-the-her0:

nightcloak:

unforgivingplace:

I am fairly convinced that Red Pandas are not real.

OHMYGOD

THEY ARE LIKE CHILDREN WITH TAILS 

paragonpostcards:

It just occurred to me that Easter will take place on 4/20. #PraiseIt

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stammsternenstaub:

theY MADE THE SAME fACE

stammsternenstaub:

theY MADE THE SAME fACE

helloryanholmes:

wailtothethief:

radgreymon:

pumpkins age like white people

JESUS FUCK I AM IN A CLASS AND I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

I just peed a Little

helloryanholmes:

wailtothethief:

radgreymon:

pumpkins age like white people

JESUS FUCK I AM IN A CLASS AND I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

I just peed a Little

lescarnetsdehaku:

I think I really like this technic.